The Next Best Thing to Friday

Ah, Thursdays. Relief sets in just knowing there is only one more day to get through. This very fact alleviates so many pressures of the week. Why go to bed early when tomorrow’s just Friday? Why stress out about next week’s responsibilities when tomorrow’s just Friday? Thursday is great for absolving you of stress. It simultaneously reminds you that you can do anything—that you’ve basically conquered a whole week whether or not you thought it possible—and encourages you to slow down, take it easy, breathe—you’re basically to the weekend. It’s the perfect midpoint. This week finally starts to loosen its jaws, while next week remains in incubation. While Monday may be rocketing toward you at just over 1,000 miles per hour, that puts it at a comfortable distance, at least for now. And so, it is time to relax. And watch The Apprentice. Things could be a lot worse. Happy Thursday, and God bless us everyone!